10 Fraught Valentine’s Day Messages for the Utterly Resigned

‘I haven’t touched another human in eleven months!’

  1. Together for now!
  2. Presents jar of pickles. Sighs. Reads from note. You mean a great dill to — okay you know what, just take the fucking pickles.
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