Feb 14, 2021
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10 Fraught Valentine’s Day Messages for the Utterly Resigned
‘I haven’t touched another human in eleven months!’
- Holds hands five inches apart. I love you this much.
- Together for now!
- Presents jar of pickles. Sighs. Reads from note. You mean a great dill to — okay you know what, just take the fucking pickles.
