10 Fraught Valentine’s Day Messages for the Utterly Resigned

  1. Holds hands five inches apart. I love you this much.
  2. Together for now!
  3. Presents jar of pickles. Sighs. Reads from note. You mean a great dill to — okay you know what, just take the fucking pickles.

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