15 Fraught Pick-up Lines to Get You the Relationship You Probably Deserve

‘My love language is stress hives’

  1. You’re looking decent today!
  2. I will definitely cum in under 11 seconds, and I’ll never, ever, make an attempt to make it not that way.
  3. Do you like pasta salad?
  4. I haven’t taken a complete breath this entire…

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