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Amanda Hariri

Lived Through This

I don’t believe I know who I am if I’m not special, targeted, marked, hated

Green field.
Green field.
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This Is Us

‘If you must scream, scream beautifully’

Closeup of a hand using a lit match to light another match.
Closeup of a hand using a lit match to light another match.
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An aggrieved Google Assistant has words with its master

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A second-rate morning takes a surreal turn for a cynical Millennial woman

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‘My love language is stress hives’

  1. You’re looking decent today!
  2. I will definitely cum in under 11 seconds, and I’ll never, ever, make an attempt to make it not that way.
  3. Do you like pasta salad?
  4. I haven’t taken a complete breath this entire time we’ve been talking, because I’m 96% positive I’m going to shit my pants if I move.
  5. Bleats softly.
  6. I couldn’t help noticing you seem to have low expectations for yourself.
  7. Oh no, it’s not a hickey. It’s a rash. I have a huge rash all over my body.
  8. Leaving voicemail. Hi my last voicemail just got cut off so random hahah…


Isn’t she lovely? Isn’t she horrible?

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Amanda Hariri

minx. oakland, ca.

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