The Lovebirds

A second-rate morning takes a surreal turn for a cynical Millennial woman

Photo: Michał Parzuchowski/Unsplash

He’s gone today. His replacement, a middle-aged woman with smudged lipstick and a Charizard tattoo on her upper arm, blinks at you so slowly that the left eye closes a second before the right.

“Outta maple bars. As you can see, in the case.”

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